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		<title>Father and the Far Away Love</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2011 18:45:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The other day when I sat down to contemplate sorting out my collection of pantyhose -85  liters of them to be exact- according to their class: fancy or everyday, season &#8211; winter, spring, summer or fall, all I´m gonna do is&#8230; &#8211;  and condition: mint, to be thrown away, can be used with jeans (general [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mademoiselleclouseau.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2402782&amp;post=261&amp;subd=mademoiselleclouseau&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The coming out post</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Oct 2010 20:30:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mademoiselle Clouseau</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[confession]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gallop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[playing horses]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have decided to stop living a lie. I am never going to be a person who runs. Or jogs. Running has been on my &#8220;things to take up&#8221;-list for I don´t know how long. I think about it almost as much as I think about cleaning.  (And I think about cleaning a lot. All [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mademoiselleclouseau.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2402782&amp;post=380&amp;subd=mademoiselleclouseau&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Well hello there, mr caretaker&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 14:58:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mademoiselle Clouseau</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes your fingers act considerably faster than your brain. Or rather that you understand just a fraction of a second too late what is about to happen but there is nothing you can do to prevent the accident from happening. Yesterday, after work, before I was set to meet with a dear friend of mine, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mademoiselleclouseau.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2402782&amp;post=355&amp;subd=mademoiselleclouseau&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Great undiscovered conspiracies of our time: vitamin E, aloe vera and camomile</title>
		<link>http://mademoiselleclouseau.wordpress.com/2010/03/10/great-undiscovered-conspiracies-of-our-time-vitamin-e-aloe-vera-and-camomille/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:58:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you noticed that in recent years manufacturers have started to combine the strangest things together? There must be a cartel of  vitamin E, aloe vera and camomile producers  somewhere pushing their stuff to the market with a zest, bribing researchers and business owners. It must be so, otherwise it does not make sense. I first paid [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mademoiselleclouseau.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2402782&amp;post=255&amp;subd=mademoiselleclouseau&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Death, Moisturizer and the Elephants</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:14:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mademoiselle Clouseau</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe it is the impending fall or the fact that I was sold an aptly named facial cream &#8220;near death&#8221; to &#8220;fight the first signs of aging&#8221;  that has gotten me thinking of death. (Technically though, I have to admit, the cream is not called &#8220;near death&#8221;, but Primordiale (by Lancôme). The small scale linguistic [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mademoiselleclouseau.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2402782&amp;post=204&amp;subd=mademoiselleclouseau&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ah! Je ris de me voir si belle en ce miroir! (A little treatise on the art of coquetry)</title>
		<link>http://mademoiselleclouseau.wordpress.com/2009/08/07/a-little-treatise-on-the-art-of-coquetry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 08:46:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mademoiselle Clouseau</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mind you, I  do not claim to be an expert on flirting , but here´s my 2 cents on the subject. Never mind the articles about the art of  flirt that tell you that the most important thing is poise, self-assurance and a bright smile.  I beg to differ, the most important thing when engaging [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mademoiselleclouseau.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2402782&amp;post=166&amp;subd=mademoiselleclouseau&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Improper hauntings</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 11:55:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mademoiselle Clouseau</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Miscellanious]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ghost]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ghost stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[heartburn]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is  a story that was never meant to be published on my blog for a couple of reasons: a) I do believe that the story is much better told in person (as in the tradition of the genre) and b) the subject is of  an intimate sort (those of delicate minds consider yourself warned). [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mademoiselleclouseau.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2402782&amp;post=138&amp;subd=mademoiselleclouseau&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;There was always drama on her footsteps&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://mademoiselleclouseau.wordpress.com/2009/05/22/there-was-always-drama-on-her-footsteps/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 22:06:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mademoiselle Clouseau</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometime ago I stumbled across a quotation by Jane Austen: &#8220;Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings&#8221; (or actually the form of the quotation was &#8220;her life became a succession of busy nothings&#8221;). The picture that Jane Austen paints of her heroines life with that little sentence is somewhat chilling in the emptiness [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mademoiselleclouseau.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2402782&amp;post=12&amp;subd=mademoiselleclouseau&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>When dishes need washing, the washer goes blogging</title>
		<link>http://mademoiselleclouseau.wordpress.com/2009/02/03/when-dishes-need-washing-the-washer-goes-blogging/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:17:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mademoiselle Clouseau</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Or so I  thought a few days ago when the number of clean coffee mugs was going down at a rate that suggested a  instant merge of water, detergent, a dish brush and some elbow grease was needed . (I even advertised my upcoming post as my status in a well-known online community as I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mademoiselleclouseau.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2402782&amp;post=67&amp;subd=mademoiselleclouseau&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Where is Victor when you need him?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:35:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mademoiselle Clouseau</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems that I have a knack of getting myself into awkward situations. (Situations that  perhaps would not be awkward to most people, except me.) A while ago  I was lucky enough to be sent on a work trip to lovely city of Lisbon. (My work duties were over in a couple of days so [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mademoiselleclouseau.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2402782&amp;post=25&amp;subd=mademoiselleclouseau&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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